[shouting from up the stairs] And they will find the evidence of our cruelty in the disemboweled, dismembered, and disfigured bodies of their brothers we leave behind us. What's next? Or you either, Lieutenant Frankfurt. Okay, let's pretend there were no Germans and everything went exactly the way it was supposed to. Well, if this is it, old boy, I hope you don't mind if I go out speaking the King's. Lt. Aldo Raine: Did they mark you like they did they did the other survivors? Sgt. : And you're the only person on this earth I can trust. Col. Hans Landa Eliza on Ice? [cutting him off] [He leaves. Adolf Hitler You probably heard we ain't in the prisoner-takin' business; we in the killin' Nazi business. Major Dieter Hellstrom: Three hundred and fifty. Wilhelm Wicki: Shosanna Dreyfus: THEN BRING THEM TO ME! Col. Hans Landa: : But I do have one question. [in French; subtitled] [in German] Although it is not equivalent to going through flashcards, it is fairly enjoyable and can be a good . Donny Donowitz. It probably has something to do with the second development. But "Jew Hunter"? Col. Hans Landa: And when you purchase friends like Bridget von Hammersmark, you get what you pay for. I'd make that deal. : Now, y'all might've heard rumors about the armada happening soon. But I digress. How 'bout you Utivich, can you abide it? Which is? One, the venue has been changed from the Ritz to a much smaller venue. Michael Zimmerman [to Fredrick] Do you control the nicknames your enemies bestow on you? Lt. Aldo Raine: Pfc. : Pfc. I just have a few questions, Monsieur LaPadite. Rats were the cause of the bubonic plague, but that's some time ago. Lt. Aldo Raine: : ,Pfc. [Aldo is carving a swastika into Private Butz's forehead] Bridget von Hammersmark: That you are all going to die. Lt. Aldo Raine: I've been rethinking my position in regards to your Paris premiere of "Nation's Pride". Shosanna lets out an emotional sigh of relief and starts crying, Landa lightly chops his hands down against the table, cut back to Hitler's office. : [in Italian] If you want to win the war, tonight; [Landa lightly chops his hands down against the table]. : Tuxedos. Col. Hans Landa: And yes, some Germans will die, and yes, it will ruin the evening, and yes, Goebbels will be very, very, very mad at you for what you've done to his big night but you won't get Hitler, you won't get Goebbels, you won't get Gring, and you won't get Bormann. Gwatzeeee. What have you done? And, as if to make my point, I'm a little surprised how tall you were in real life. Col. Hans Landa: [yelling while aiming his gun at the front entrance of the basement-tavern] How'd you intend to get them in that premiere. [in Italian, faking confusion] Sgt. He beats German soldiers with a club. Adolf Hitler: The British officer blew his German act and the Gestapo major saw it. Lt. Aldo Raine Not one damn bit, sir. But the meaning of your visit, pleasant though it is, is mysterious to me. Sgt. Oblige him! My hands, to be exact. It's an interesting thought, Herr Colonel. [He digs his fingers into her bullet wound. Finding people is my specialty, so naturally, I worked for the Nazis finding people and yes, some of them were Jews, but Jew Hunter? Hans, you embarrass me. Lt. Aldo Raine Sound good? : And I'm beginning to think my participation in this event could be meaningful. Enough! : Col. Hans Landa: But that's not all we're going to do. : Lt. Archie Hicox: S er, corretto. You remember him, don't you? I beg your pardon? : Wilhelm: I understand your trepidation in repeating it. [Bridget slowly reaches into Landa's pocket. Donowitz speaks the second most, so he'll be your Italian cameraman. It seems I've created a monster. Looks like little Max will grow up an orphan. I'm aware of that. Lt. Archie Hicox: The Englishman gave himself away. I've done my share of bootlegging. : Lt. Aldo Raine Aldo the Apache and the Little Man? With Tenor, maker of GIF Keyboard, add popular Inglourious Basterds Italian animated GIFs to your conversations. And I want my scalps. The two Basterds go into the cinema room, where they see Joseph Goebbels and Francesca Mondino in their opera box, and Emil Jannings, Hermann Gring and Martin Bormann in the other opera box. Just keep your fuckin' mouth shut. Pfc. Obviously, he wasn't born in America. Well, now Werner, that's where you're wrong, because that's exactly what I expect. [giddy] Col. Hans Landa: NEIN, NEIN, NEIN, NEIN, NEIN, NEIN! Scalp Hermann. Tarantino's most powerful skill is his aptitude for dialogue. Col. Hans Landa Lt. Aldo Raine: : Werner Rachtman: Bridget von Hammersmark: Lt. Aldo Raine: Lt. Aldo Raine I mean, you're a little fellow, but not circus-midget little, as your reputation would suggest. Werner Rachtman: [cut back to the ditch] Caught you flinching. [Hellstrom is trying to guess the famous person on his forehead, which is King Kong]. She gasps with pain]. : So who are your three handsome escorts? The objective of Operation Kino: blow up the basket. However, the reason the Fhrer has brought me off my Alps in Austria and placed me in French cow country today is because it does occur to me. Where were we? Aldo the Apache and the Little Man? Now, when you report what happened here, you can't tell 'em you told us what you told us. Precisely! Hans Landa being the threatening force that he is, he screams his goodbyes to Shoshanna. Say "Auf Wiedersehen" to your Nazi balls! Lt. Aldo Raine : What do you mean "the Little Man"? Not only shall I remove it, I intend to burn it. They bite people. [in German] Now if that patrol were to have any crackshots, that orchard would be a goddamn sniper's delight. Pvt. How 'bout you Utivich, you make that deal? Col. Hans Landa: [Landa intolerantly points at his lap. Multilingualism is a big theme in Inglourious Basterds, as the languages spoken by spies are taken seriously for the first time in the genre's history. I will hug my mother like I've never hugged her before. But you take off that uniform, ain't no one ever gonna know you were a Nazi. And 999 point 999 times out of a million, you would be correct. We're gonna be dropped into France, dressed as civilians. Why don't you try telling us what the fuck happened? Don't act like an infant. [after a long pause]. They're the foot soldiers of a Jew-hatin', mass murderin' maniac and they need to be dee-stroyed. : [in German] [in Italian with obvious southern accent] Winston Churchill: Pfc. This is the wonderful Italian stuntman, Enzo Gorlomi; a very talented cameraman, Antonio Margheriti; and Antonio's camera assistant, Dominick Decocco. Anything I've done in my guise as an SS Colonel was sanctioned by the OSS as a necessary evil to establish my cover with the Germans and it was my placement of Lieutenant Raine's dynamite in Hitler and Goebbels' opera box that assured their demise. And once we're in enemy territory, as a bushwhackin' guerrilla army, we're gonna be doin' one thing and one thing only killin' Nazis. Bridget von Hammersmark Lt. Aldo Raine: [to Aldo] Bridget gives in and places her foot in Landa's lap. [to Perrier LaPardite] Inglourious Basterds (2009) Quotes Showing all 77 items Lt. Aldo Raine : Well, I speak the most Italian, so I'll be your escort. [in Italian] Lt. Aldo Raine Lt. Aldo Raine: : We all come here to see if you wanna go pro. Yeah, I was just thinking that. Now, about this pickle we find ourselves in. General Ed Fenech: Least of all, by tomorrow night. Landa gently removes her shoe]. Well, we'll be leaving a little earlier. When it comes to killing Nazis [one of the guards stirs and groans, and is promptly shot dead on the spot]. Well, you do have to admit, it is catchy. And the German won't not be able to help themselves but to imagine the cruelty their brothers endured at our hands, and our boot heels, and the edge of our knives. Joseph Goebbels: we have to make a deal. Now, if you heard of Aldo the Apache, you gotta have heard of the Bear Jew. Nah, I don't think so. . And once we're in enemy territory, as a bushwhackin' guerrilla army, we're gonna be doin' one thing and one thing only killin' Nazis. [Drawing a map] Gentlemen, it's a pleasure; the friends of our cherished star, admired by all of us, this outright jewel of our culture, are naturally going to be under my personal protection for the duration of their stay. That means I got a little Injun in me. I have no doubt. : Or you will die tryin'. Why do you have your Walther pointed at my testicles? Lt. Aldo Raine: [In English] [in German] The Fhrer is attending the premiere. You know, where I'm from Col. Hans Landa: And Hirschberg third most, so he'll be Donnys assistant." HIRSCHBERG . Lt. Archie Hicox Buongiorno. Col. Hans Landa: Lt. Aldo Raine Release Dates Fuck you and your Jew dogs! But I got a word of warning for all you would-be warriors. [smirks widely] Thank you. Say it for me once please? It would appear he has done everything in his power to earn it. They seem to be able to appear and disappear at will. Landa gently removes her shoe, Bridget slowly reaches into Landa's pocket. : Yeah, that's what we thought. Well, you don't got to be Stonewall Jackson to know you don't want to fight in a basement! Now, I don't know about y'all, but I sure as hell didn't come down from the goddamn Smoky Mountains, cross five thousand miles of water, fight my way through half of Sicily and jump out of a fuckin' air-o-plane to teach the Nazis lessons in humanity. Lt. Aldo Raine Sitting in your chair, I would probably say the same thing. Donny Donowitz: [cut back to the Basterds] [in German] Gorla lomi? [Raine is interrogating Rachtman and poitning out all of his men]. So, tell 'em we let you live so you could spread the word through the ranks what's gonna happen to every Nazi we find. : Everybody in the German army's heard of Hugo Stiglitz. Inglourious Basterds is a 2009 war film written and directed by Quentin Tarantino, starring Brad Pitt, Christoph Waltz, Michael Fassbender, Eli Roth, Diane Kruger, Daniel Brhl, Til Schweiger and Mlanie Laurent.The film tells an alternate history story of two plots to assassinate Nazi Germany's leadershipone planned by Shosanna Dreyfus, a young French Jewish cinema proprietor, and the . You still get us in that premiere? Well, I speak the most Italian, so I'll be your escort. [Marcel is beating up a sound technician]. Hand me my purse. And our battle plan will be that of an Apache resistance. : Col. Hans Landa Sgt. How 'bout you, Utivich? Adolf Hitler: [On the Germans attending the film premiere] : Yeah, I remember him. Is that the way you say it? Inglourious Basterds Lt. Aldo Raine: [Drawing a map] Up the road apiece, there's an orchard. [cut back to Hitler's office] [Landa slowly sweeps his arms out in a grand shrug]. [a smack is heard offscreen] [her image on the screen smirks] No. : Col. Hans Landa: | Lieutenant Archie Hicox reporting, Sir! : Long story short, we hear a story too good to be true it ain't. Lt. Aldo Raine . Wilhelm You want to prove they're flesh and blood? As a German movie star spying for the Allies, she's a fascinating character caught in a series of daring, intense situations. Lt. Aldo Raine I'm a detective. Werner Rachtman: Besides, to hell with the French. I think this just might be my masterpiece! And 999 point 999 times out of a million, you would be correct. Bridget von Hammersmark If a rat were to walk in here right now, as I'm talking, would you greet it with a saucer of your delicious milk? They butcher my men like they were fish bait! Lt. Aldo Raine : I rather liked Lillian Harvey. List your accomplishments? Do you know the latest rumor they've conjured up in their fear-induced delirium? Col. Hans Landa: The other looks odd. Col. Hans Landa: : I arranged for the tailor to fit three tuxedos tonight. [brandishing an ax] Major Dieter Hellstrom: Well, let's just say she got what she deserved. Smithson Utivich: We will be cruel to the Germans, and through our cruelty they will know who we are. We just wanted to say we're a big fan of your work. I'm afraid you and I we both know, Captain no matter what happens to anybody else in this room the two of us aren't going anywhere. Lt. Archie Hicox: Lt. Aldo Raine: , [calmly] I've heard of the Bear Jew. : : [points to Iron Cross medal with his bat] And Decocco is a hairdresser, not a camera assistant. I respectfully refuse, sir. Fredrick Zoller: [in Italian] But I digress. : I look forward to seeing you face to face as well, sir. Speaking of Frau von Hammersmark, whose idea was it for the death trap rendezvous? Sgt. Consequently, a German soldier conducts a search of a house suspected of hiding Jews. Maynardville, Tennessee. Perrier LaPadite: What d'you hear? I don't blame ya! Smithson Utivich Col. Hans Landa But if I don't pick up this phone right here, you may very well get all four and if you get all four, you end the war. Arriverderci. Donny Donowitz: They're friends of mine from Italy. Lt. Aldo Raine: So you're Aldo the Apache. I recorded a new guitarist I met in a cafe last week. Werner Rachtman Like a Katzenjammer Kid. Lt. Aldo Raine Donowitz speaks the second most, so he'll be your Italian cameraman. : Inglourious Basterds (2009) Brad Pitt: Lt. Aldo Raine. Pfc. One of the strongest traits of Waltz's character is, undoubtedly, his ability to switch from one . More like chewed out. Lt. Aldo Raine Omar speaks third most, so he'll be Donny's assistant. Col. Hans Landa: Long story short: We hear a story too good to be true, it ain't. Col. Hans Landa : Lt. Aldo Raine Joseph Goebbels: Col. Hans Landa: Hugo Stiglitz: Now, if you heard of Aldo the Apache, you gotta have heard of the Bear Jew. Col. Hans Landa: What's that American expression? Lt. Aldo Raine: But in the pages of history, every once in a while, Fate reaches out and extend its hand. I was saying that that makes two of us. [In English] Lt. Aldo Raine Oh, well, must not have been important. Sgt. Oui, Shosanna. Col. Hans Landa: I know this is a silly question before I ask it, but can you Americans speak any other language besides English? Inglourious Basterds has all of the above. [in Italian] He looks in the barn, he looks in the attic, he looks in the cellar, he looks everywhere he would hide. Lt. Aldo Raine Narrator [in French; subtitled] Andy Kagan Col. Hans Landa Fredrick Zoller: Lt. Aldo Raine: You're on deck! I mean, if I had my way you'd wear that goddamn uniform for the rest of your pecker-suckin' life. Donny Donowitz Dialogues from Inglourious Basterds Lt. Aldo Raine Lt. Aldo Raine 'That damned armored train') is a 1978 Italian Euro War film directed by Enzo G. Castellari and starring Bo Svenson, Peter Hooten, Fred Williamson, Jackie Basehart, and Ian Bannen.The film, which concerns a group of prisoners who are drafted into a special war mission in 1944, is a loose (unauthorized) remake of the 1967 . : Wilhelm How fun! 8) Music. Omar speaks third most, so he'll be Donny's assistant. Perrier LaPadite: I have no doubt. Sort: Relevant Newest # movie # eating # cinemagraph # quentin tarantino # chewing . : It can either be a simple conversation that seems to have nothing to do with the scene, yet is full of subtext (Pulp Fiction is full of such scenes). Donny Donowitz: Col. Hans Landa You either do what the fuck we tell you, or I'll bury this axe in your collaborating skull. : : Master SGT. Bridget von Hammersmark [cut to Landa screaming and crying as Raine carves a swastika into his forehead]. [sits up] Smithson Utivich So, the way I see it, since Hitler's death or possible rescue rests solely on my reaction, if I do nothing, it's as if I'm causing his death even more than yourselves. Col. Hans Landa: : Lt. Aldo Raine And when the German closes their eyes at night and they're tortured by their subconscious for the evil they have done, it will be with thoughts of us they are tortured with. Well, sir, such as they are, I write reviews and articles for a publication called 'Films & Filmmakers.' Cpl. They seem to elude capture like an apparition! Col. Hans Landa Not one word of detail! No, I guess not. Omar Ulmer [in German; subtitled] S er, corretto. Col. Hans Landa [cut back to the Basterds] Oblige him! Joseph Goebbels: [in French] I've been rethinking my position in regards to your Paris premiere of "Nation's Pride". Lt. Aldo Raine Donowitz speaks the second most, so he'll be your Italian cameraman. Y'know Utivich 'n myself heard that deal you made with the brass. : [busy scalping Hermann] However, I've been lead to believe that you speak English quite well. [to Aldo] [cut back to Hitler's office. Smithson Utivich We're American! But I got a word of warning for all you would-be warriors. They're the foot soldiers of a Jew-hatin', mass murderin' maniac and they need to be dee-stroyed. Lt. Aldo Raine : I've heard the Fhrer has put you in charge of rounding up the Jews left in France who are either hiding or passing for gentile. How'd he do that? I've heard of the Bear Jew. I'm sorry, again? Col. Hans Landa And our battle plan will be that of an Apache resistance. Her hand closes around what's inside and she glances at Landa with a look of sudden terror, Bridget slowly pulls out the shoe she lost in the tavern firefight from Landa's coat pocket, Bridget hands over the shoe, and Landa slips it neatly onto her foot, showing it fits perfectly, Landa aggressively grabs Bridget by the throat, throws her off the chair and violently strangles her to death, He leaves. Col. Hans Landa: Damn good deal! Donny! I'm 'onna give you a little somethin' you can't take off. Lt. Aldo Raine: Each and every man under my command owes me one hundred Nazi scalps. Wilhelm Wicki: But if I don't pick up this phone right here, you may very well get all four and if you get all four, you'll end the war tonight. [satisfied, to General Fenech] Col. Hans Landa Quotes . How fun! Sgt. He ordered three glasses. May I smoke my pipe as well? You were saying? They need you. Finding people is my specialty, so naturally, I worked for the Nazis finding people and yes, some of them were Jews, but Jew Hunter? Up 'ere, if you engage in what the federal government calls 'illegal activity,' but what we call 'just a man tryin' to make a livin' for his family sellin' moonshine liquor,' it behooves oneself to keep his wits. [to Lt. Hicox] He had just become a-. Where were we? Sitting in your chair, I would probably say the same thing. [Aldo shoots Hans' driver Hermann, and gives Utivich a knife] [chuckling] Grazie. What's next? Col. Hans Landa: Now, besides you, we know there's another kraut patrol fuckin' around there somewhere. Lt. Aldo Raine You didn't say the goddamn rendezvous was in a fuckin' basement. Lt. Aldo Raine [translates into French]. Lt. Aldo Raine: Yes. I've done my share of bootlegging. To get them into the premiere wearing military uniforms with all the military there would've been suicide. Col. Hans Landa Major Dieter Hellstrom:

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